Upon careful and close examination, it appears fire hydrants are just one more part of the government’s massive program of indoctrination. The birthers, truthers, tea partiers and most importantly, Glenn Beck, are onto something here. In my opinion, Glenn Beck is the only man in America speaking the truth–communism/fascism/socialism and government indoctrination is everywhere. LOOK OUT!

ACORN’s stepbrother, WALNUT (Washingtonians, Academics, Liberals and Newsmakers United for Tyranny), was created just after the War of 1812 and had a role in designing the Capitol dome.

Follow me here. The first picture, is obviously a fire hydrant. If you didn’t know that, you’re a lost cause–sorry. The second, is the dome of the United States Capitol Building. Put on your thinking cap, open your peepers and see the connection. The top of the hydrant looks nearly the same as the Capitol dome! If fire hydrants equal safety, rescues and security, then Congress is trying to tell us that they too offer safety, rescues and security.

Some of you liberals out there will say, “Dude, the dome was built in the mid 1800s.” Hogwash. History is irrelevant. This is all the work of Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank and Harry Reid. They somehow had a role in this. ACORN’s stepbrother, WALNUT (Washingtonians, Academics, Liberals and Newsmakers United for Tyranny), was created just after the War of 1812 and had a role in designing the dome. They later teamed up with big labor and their friends (Pelosi, Frank and Reid’s grandparents) and asked the unions and firefighters to come up with a fire hydrant design resembling the Capitol dome.

From that moment on, the liberal, government conspiracy was under way. Each time we walk by a fire hydrant, we are reminded–subconsicously–that government is here to protect us and run our lives.