@JAcker2L That’s surprising. Not a strong showing yesterday, bogus call at the end! in reply to JAcker2L #
I know how to fix this situation. General Tso’s chicken. #
Flu of swine. Well probably not, but I’m definitely getting sick. #
#oprahandrewantstobefriends @oprah #
@LPersHelpers Happy Birthday! #
RT @friendagorilla Did you know? it is less than an hour until [...]

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In an Empire State of Mind. #
@lmelnick will you be holding any fundraisers in DC? in reply to lmelnick #
The Drudge Report headline is pretty absurd right now. #p2 #
@Taylor_West That’s happened to me too. I “wandered” to a roulette table at 4am. They did not appreciate the company either. in reply to Taylor_West #
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The sight of an Alaska Airlines plane always makes me smile and brings back great memories. #
RT @ThirdWayTweet rt @robertpjones Recommend to all to use #PrgVVS for progressive perspectives on the upcoming “Values Voter Summit”. #… #
@EPRob I thought you loved UConn?? in reply to EPRob #
@akpotter… @fojolbros will be at 19th and Penn, from [...]

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A few days ago, a story came out about a woman caught of videotape, dragging her leashed child across the floor of a Verizon store. Some people were appalled, others lauded her with congratulatory approval. Not content with the thoughts of the peanut gallery, I consulted the country’s foremost expert on childcare: my mom. I [...]

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As we get closer to Easter, let’s take a moment to learn about one of spring’s most beloved fictional characters. The Easter Bunny.
A bit of history from wiki:
The Easter Bunny as an Easter symbol seems to have its origins in Alsace and southwestern Germany, where it was first mentioned in German writings in the 1600s. [...]

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I’ve done some stupid things in my life, but never, ever did it include picking my teeth with a pair of scissors and then accidentally swallowing said scissors. Well apparently this happened to some guy in China. I have three problems with this:

You shouldn’t pick your teeth in a restaurant.
If you are going to mess [...]

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Sorry to diasppoint but it’s not me. I know, shocking. I am however, pretty certain I have found who it might be. It’s a fisherman, Matt Watson, out of Australia who decided a regular rod and reel was no longer cutting it. What does he do? Well I imagine he was drinking with some buddies [...]

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This place is great. They even let me answer their phones. Ahh, the perks of being a loyal customer.

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